Derp Squad aka Happy Virus ©
1. Suho asked Kai to touch-up his hair
2. Suho tries to touch-up Kai’s hair
3. Kai decided to just do it by himself
4. Kai: “So how’s my hair now?” Suho: “…”
in SHINee fanfiction
Taemin: KEY UMMA~~
i want banana milk~
whats....sex?
whats masturbating?
im so innocent hehehe
Key: *waves around a spatula*
omg i love shopping and im such a DIVA
taeminnie is my son~
i-its not like im in love you b-babo
minho get away from my son!
Minho: ugh i love him but ill never tell him
no taemin is too innocent
help me jonghyun hyung
help me onew hyung
i love him key and theres nothing you can do about it
Onew: i love chicken
yes minho, taemin likes you back
yes jonghyun, key likes you back
why am i always in the middle of all this shit?
did you say chicken?
key are we having chicken for dinner?
Jonghyun: key lets have sex
god im so hot
key, sex, now
sex
i love you
sex
